US President Donald Trump released a handwritten thank you note to Singapore prior to his departure from the Trump-Kim Summit held at Capella Singapore.
Trump, who still thinks that Singapore is a part of China despite spending two days in the tropical heat, also believed Singaporeans to be native-speakers of Mandarin. Accordingly, he believed that the entire nation picked up the English Language in anticipation of his arrival.
Eager to reciprocate what he thought was a heartwarming gesture, Trump responded in what he thought was the best way to show his sincere gratitude.
Dear People Of Singapore,
I would like to say that I am very happy and very thankful that you learned how to speak English for my sake.
The weather is very good here. A lot of sun. Good for my tan.
The women in Singapore are also very lovely. Very attractive. I envy the men here. Lucky!
Donald J. Trump